Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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