:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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