Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
please don't ironically join a cult
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