How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
im holly from the hills drunk
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Randomize
