He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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