fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
