fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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