Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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