Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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