Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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