at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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