ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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