I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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