based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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