Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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