Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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