I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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