I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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