Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
how do you play pong handcuffed?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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