The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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