awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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