clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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