have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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