you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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