So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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