Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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