Do you still have your period?
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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