Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
he thought i was a dude.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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