One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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