Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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