Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
she peed on how many people?
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
