sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
It's never too late to be topless.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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