I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
3 2 1 whiskey
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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