He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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