were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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