this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
last night I used snow as a chaser
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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