They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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