have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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