i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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