Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
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