just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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