you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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