Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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