I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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