Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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