i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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