Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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