Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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