dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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