So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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