I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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