Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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