awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
nutella sex= disaster
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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