My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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